smooth cave

The inside of a women's vagina. It was mentioned in The Odyssey.

Lisa, I wanna blow a load in your smooth caves.

by Eric Sai July 23, 2006

G-SMOOTH

SMOOTH, SLICK AND ASSERTIVE. GOOD LOOKING SEXY MAN WITH ATTIBUTES WORTHY OR YOUR AVERAGE HORSE. A LADIES MAN.

GARY'S NAME SHOULD BE G-SMOOTH CUZ HE IS SOOO SEXY.

by SOONDARRAJIV1 August 11, 2009

Smooth gooch

To rub an erect penis against a gooch in order to smooth that gooch.

Blaine smooth gooched Liza until her gooch was as soft as gooch leather.

by ticklemypickle31 May 18, 2011

Smooth and Shiny

Hairless testicles

Alex shaved his testicles so that they were Smooth and Shiny

by The Executive Order February 12, 2010

Smooth Criminal

Moonwalking after you commit your felony.

Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.

by Pseudoman(likesodomy) December 3, 2011

Smooth Sailor

An alcoholic beverage consisting of TaB (a diet cola popular in the 80's), bourbon, and garnished with a wedge of lime. Ideal drink to consume while listening to the smooth sounds of late 70's and early 80's yacht rock.

I like to enjoy a smooth sailor while piloting my boat and listing to Christopher Cross songs, but damn it's hard to find TAB!

by stereoagnostic June 16, 2011

Smooth Criminal

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.

Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy

by haggybiatch October 9, 2016