Luke Skywalker

Luke Skywalker is a bitch boy which his dad is better than him. And he kissed his sister.

Anyone: I fucking hate Luke Skywalker

Anyone 2: same

Anyone 3: I wanna fuck his dad

by Iloveanakin April 15, 2022

Thor Skywalker

Talking to other women pretending your partner doesnt exist only for them to get sent screenshots

I told him to do the thor Skywalker and he started messaging other females telling them I didn't exist

by Dictionary man of the world May 18, 2021

Anakin Skywalker

The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.

Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men

by CC-8826 September 23, 2023

Anakin Skywalker

A hot man. A youngling slayer. Doesn’t have the high ground (or limbs).

Me: anakin skywalker is hot
My bestie: get help

by StarWarsSlays July 5, 2023

Luke skywalker

A goofy, whiny, twink

Din djarin: are you a Jedi
Luke skywalker: will you marry me

by StarWarsSlays July 5, 2023

Anakin Skywalker

The chosen one who doesn't have the high ground, isn't a master, and really doesn't like sand

Anakin Skywalker: "I don't like sand, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

by MasterCheifTheFlyingBrick April 30, 2024

Anakin Skywalker

Dude does NOT like sand. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker Attack of the Clones 2002. He was also played by Hayden Christensen who is... AMAZING

OBI WAN: Hey Anakin, I never asked but do you like sand?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: NEVER MENTION SAND EVER AGAIN TO ME OR I WILL TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AWAY FROM YOU

by .fun. April 30, 2024