ducks on the pond

n. dux on the pond

Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. Usually controlled by a noob.

1) omg, I cant wait to play Overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.

2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.

3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.

by RickJames42011 June 4, 2006

pidgeon in a pond

Something that isn't where its supposed to be!

That Spice Girls fan dickhead at the Parkway Drive concert was a fucken pidgeon in a pond!

by imadedend October 29, 2006

Cum Pond

When a male ejaculates into a woman’s bellybutton, creating a pool of cum inside of it.

Cory gave Susan a Cum Pond

by wutwy December 4, 2018

Toxic Pond

A pond that borders the GSSM campus. Infamous for it's rancid blue hue, the unnatural body of water has many rumors surrounding it's origin but the gatorade-colored waters remain a mystery.

"I drank from the toxic pond!"
"Was it worth the hospital visit?"
"No."

by Saikisake February 24, 2021

pond party

An event in which numerous participants bring beer to an outdoor ice rink and play a game of ice hockey. Players consume their beer between shifts. Often results in a gongshow.

Call up the lads, I have a case of beer and feel the itch for a pond party!

by Arnie on Ice March 16, 2008

Turd Pond

A pond or lake that smells like a turd and looks like someone turd alll over it.

I live right next to a Turd Pond and it stinks up the whole neighborhood!

by ShadowCaster07 May 9, 2011

guppy pond

Is when a man ejakulates into a girls belly button.

I gave that girl a good ol' fashioned guppy pond.

by JJaker December 26, 2013