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missionary

It's a sex style that is mainly used for first timer it's the type you see on a movie, Its when the girl lay's on her back and the boy comes on top of her in put it in her
Harmony: So what happened you and Kemon Last night
Sincere: What?! oh nothing happened
Harmony: I know that face. Did you and kemon lose it?
Sincere: Uh, Yeah, it was both our first time so we did missionary style
Harmony: oh it was his first time? you couldn't tell, was it good
Sincere: it was pretty good
Kemon: Hey, bae what yall talkin about
by Da_real_5starr_bitch February 2, 2024
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Moroccan Missionary

A special type of Missionary position where the intercourse takes place underneath an ironing table usually after a big meal or feast-like event.
After Juan-Pablo and Melissa finished their Thanksgiving turkey, they celebrated the holiday with some Moroccan Missionary.
by Dakopi March 16, 2021
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non-missionary

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary
Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused
by Topdeck July 4, 2015
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Trans Missionary

Missionary sex between 2 trans individuals with opposing genitals, in which the person being penetrated is doing the fucking, and the person penetrating the other is being fucked. Eg. A trans man riding a trans woman's penis counts as him fucking her, despite the physical roles being reversed.
Jess, that trans guy I like, came over and we did trans missionary 🤤
by Sosilly26 November 19, 2023
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Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.
So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?
by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023
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online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you
Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"
by metroFIRE December 6, 2023
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missionary anal

when you stick your big ah veiny ah dih inside of the chocolate starfish, then proceed to queef out the asshole
damn trey, i just took a huge ass shit. you wanna fuck me missionary and then stick it in my ass in the missionary anal position to fingerpaint the sheets with my shit.
by 669cherrybombTK September 3, 2025
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