Janet

A lady that rage baits people then calls the cops and plays victim.

Janet called the cops again

by Frogboy1 September 18, 2025

janeting

When a family member or friend refers someone to do the job and the person they referred is terrible at the job.

"this travel agent is totally janeting right now"

by amber.knittin September 5, 2016

Janet

Sweetish security guard, cute, loves spadukels, and vactimating apartments for money. Has no neck but makes up for it a nice... Personality.

"Wow look at that total Janet over there!"
"Wtf Janet, is wrong with you hello?"
"Vactimate this dick Janet."

by Daddy Wonka July 24, 2018

Janet

The real name for anyone called jade.

Janet is a dosser

by Appz8471 October 8, 2021

Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny

"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone

by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025

Janet

Pretty much the hottest female brawler in the game. She was added as a Chromatic brawler in Season 12: The Stunt Show, along with Bonnie as an Epic one. Also the reason r/JanetSimps and a lot of r34 arts about her exist. Can say she is close to Melodie, another hot brawler that has a moan in her "sad" pin.

Janet main: I love playing Janet! She is hot!

by binchillin_goofyahh June 24, 2024

JANET

Janet is a hoe who lets anyone in her backdoor. Janet is a dirty bitch. She is sometimes known as a dickwagon. She ain’t pretty but she gets the job done. She may not be your first choice but you’ll never complain once you’re inside her. Janet is a whore.

Janet knows just how you like it.
Janet is such a hoe!

by BShift Bitches June 7, 2019