The act of ejaculating in the women's eyes while simultaneously slapping both ears so she can neither hear nor see.
by Robfull February 21, 2016
by lettucewithhumanlegs December 16, 2021
Noun.
The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
by Lounging Scientist June 27, 2015
The man cums in the girl's eyes so she see's white and then you thunder clap them so then they can't see and can't hear
by Mr_Meme June 07, 2019
Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
by ThatOneIrishGuy May 02, 2022
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