Geek Crud

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')

Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Geek Crud after that gaming convention last week?

by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010

Street Crud

The stuff in Donald Trumps ass after a gangbang on the streets of Russia

Man what's that smell is that street crud? Nah man I ain't got that shit Donald does up his ass.

by Stayawayfromme August 6, 2018

crud

another named used for marijuana

im about to go smoke this crud.

by toeass November 7, 2017

CRUD Designer

A digital product designer.

A person asks, "What do you do for a living?"

Another responds, "I'm a CRUD Designer - I digital and build interfaces that create, read, update and delete."

by Blinkfish May 23, 2025

Crud

Weed

Hey loke I need some crud

by Mskkbaby August 19, 2017

Crud Master

A Crud Master is a definite jalopy of a car. The Crud Master is a rinky dink box of rusty bolts.

My friend pulled up to the party in his Crud Master, so we sent him home.

by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023

night crud

The congestion that's in your throat and nose when you wake up in the morning.

I'll sound more like myself after I get rid of this night crud.

by Echo27 September 28, 2010