comet fart

A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet
"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"
by The Dutchman's Dub June 23, 2024
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comet disasteroid

Full name of D1sasteroid. Twitch streamer, nicknamed “Comet” because his name is too fucking long. Also known as “Disasteroid” “D1sasteroid” and “the annoying one on your faves streams”
“did you see the new comet disasteroid tweet” “why are you always saying his full name
“just feels right”
by sunflower01 July 22, 2022
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kick the comet

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.
Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.
by auraholly July 06, 2023
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shell comets

A type of comet that looks more like a symbol rather than a comet.

A truly beautiful sight where you see the clearest glimmer of beauty in the stars (best seen at night). Fills a person with many emotions, especially gratitude and appreciation, everyone loves them! They are truly something you don't want to pass off or turn head away from, and even if they are underappreciated or ignored, they are really one of the most glorious things in the world. Seeing one in the moonlight is something anyone should be proud of. (Based on a poem).
I love the shell comets out tonight! That one looks like a capybara!
by Kawaii Chris November 22, 2021
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comet rain

when you feel depressed and/or want to go in the forever box.
"Why am I out of breath? I was just running the the comet rain."
by ace.of.hearts January 03, 2024
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comet neowise

The comet that popped up 6000 years ago and then showed up for a bit in July 2020.
person 1: it was sad we didn't get to see comet neowise 2 months ago.
by datbroneo September 03, 2020
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My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there
Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??
by crazymofo11 March 12, 2014
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