Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Axie

a stupid way to fall in a desk 30 times a day lol

*someone falls in desk at school*
bro thats a real axie fall
lol

by stinky person June 11, 2023

Jupiter axis rotation

Despite the mistaken belief that Jupiter spins fast it actually is scientifically known to only complete a rotation once every 23 days.

No, not 10 hours, Jupiter Axis Rotation is 23 days. Signed scientists.

by Bring-Rown-Beer November 10, 2025

Minor axis

The act of putting dick inside a minor butt while pooping

Yo I just hit a minor axis on this Brazilian girl.

by Goatgost April 10, 2025

Trans-ISIS Axis

The informal alliance between Western leftists, Arab homosexuals (most of whom are sycophants of the West), and genocidal Sunni chauvinists such as the FSA, ISIS, HTS, and Iraqi Ba'athists. They enthusiastically supported the terrorist takeover of Syria and engage in pathological levels of denialism regarding Hamas' relations with the rest of the Axis of the Resistance. Some but not all carve out an exception for Ansarallah, having convinced themselves that they're basically Saddamites, and despite having never stood up for them when it mattered most during the Arab coalition's war of aggression against Yemen. Also commonly support Ukraine in its proxy war against Russia, whom they accuse of "Sunni genocide" or whatever.

I had to leave the Palestine protest because there were so many LGBT and FSA flags there. The trans-ISIS axis strikes again!

by Oraikib Sinan Ibrahim February 21, 2025

Axis

: a person who's always there for everyone

: a person that has deep understandings

: a ambivert person

: mostly Virgo's

: a person who's always there for you

: a person that can risk all of them for you

: you're my Axis

by Im_Nayeon May 13, 2022