Kosher meat

When you’re gay goy boy and like cut cock, you’re craving some of the “kosher meat
- do you get meat?
- only if its kosher, im craving some kosher meat right now
by legoduplo82 August 02, 2024
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Kosher KKrusader

A Kosher KKrusader is a Jewish Zionist living in occupied Palestine that carries out atrocities and steals the land of the indigenous population of Palestine. Similarly to their Christian counterparts they believe that they’re the chosen people and that their religious text is proof that the land is theirs.
All the Americans that move to the West Bank to live in settlements there are Kosher KKrusaders.
by HittiteLover83 January 19, 2024
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Kosher Beans

An amalgamation of "Everything's Kosher" and "Cool beans".

Used to communicate that you agree and all's good.
-Yo, we still going to the bar tonight?
-Yeah bro. I'll roll by at around 9 to pick you up.
-Kosher Beans.
by CoBludIt August 17, 2022
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Kosher

Schoolman:2+2

Student: 4

Schoolman: You are kosher. Now let's study a little more.
by Cookieslice May 11, 2021
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Kosher

Gonna have to take a look at that to make sure it's kosher

Can I cut that close to the fence? Is that kosher??
by RudyTheNinja October 02, 2022
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kosher

Michael: Yeah kosher,wait what does kosher mean?
Eric: it means blessed by a rabbi.
by tpn1 June 05, 2020
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Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.
Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
by igm30001 January 25, 2017
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