turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003

Testetrap

When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face!

Gotta watch out for those testetraps.

by The DepraveD August 5, 2008

testosteraline

A mixture of testosterone and adrenaline. An ultimate natural high for men.

Guy 1: "Woah Joe is going crazy out there"

Guy 2: "Yeah he's all amped up on testosteraline"

by ravist994 June 26, 2009

Testosterenthesis

Coming from a mixture of the words testosterone and parenthesis. To write hero code in college for a programming assignment, particularly if the language is a LISP dialect. To be a cowboy, a reckless programmer, is to use testosterenthesis.

Fuck yea, man. I waited until the day before it was due on CS240. Bad idea, but I used my fuckin testosterenthesis and drank a couple monsters, so it's all good.

by thekcd May 25, 2009

Tastes like college

a phrase used to describe cheap/bad tasting alcohol, such as natty, keystone, or cheap vodka.

Ricky: Yo bros! Shots of korski lets goooooo!
Capernicus: Ay yoo that shot was bad yoo.
Casey: Tastes like college right boys?

by a bro who is mad chill December 29, 2010

tastes like rim

Meaning: Something tastes like the inside of an asshole

Josh: Mum your dinner tastes like rim!
Mum: Pls josh

by Blablah October 2, 2014

testosterone poisoning

When a woman takes testosterone in order to "transition" into being a transman, and encounters the severe physical, physiological and mental side effects from an artificially induced endocrine disorder. Symptoms are not unlike those for abuse of other steroids, of which testosterone is one: irritability, rage, promiscuity, lack of emotional control, violent outbursts, abnormal hair growth, male pattern baldness, damage to fertility, vocal chord damage, skeletal deformation.

A: How is she now that she's detransitioned?
b: She's okay, but it's hard to know the long-term effects of testosterone poisoning.

by TSCX October 5, 2023