Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

by BeauFool June 4, 2025

Tallahassee Icepick

Lubing up a swampy ass with icy hot prior to penetrating one’s anus, providing a cooling sensation upon your dick in the deeeep south

Chet punished Mo’s asshole with a Tallahassee icepick

by Diego José July 19, 2022

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

Tallahassee Teacup

A sexual act in which the giver urinates inside of the receiver's port of entry

Scott poured a Tallahassee Teacup for Vicki last night and now the kitchen counter is all wet

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts

Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.

by Jpv420 June 17, 2019

Tallahassee Tickle

When a person tickles the penis with a feather and later shoves it down the mans urethra until he screams in agony.

Jessica gave Dominik a Tallahassee tickle aftrr gettimg into an arguement.

by Big Papa Hay Hay May 18, 2017

The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025