the outstanding accomplishment of some how getting kicked out of every MOS school in the marine corps therefor kinda knowing how to do every job but not being good at them. Also "knowing" how to be a grey bet and martial arts expert without even finishing training. Hes also a ladies man and attracts pussy like The Jayden C Batts.
by BBCLORD69 May 11, 2022
Get the The Tala mug.noun - derived from the word Salafi, an antonym, often referring to people who are fake Salafs.
verb - the end process of the digestive system.
verb - the end process of the digestive system.
noun: This dude is Talafi, he has no idea what he's talking about.
verb: I just did a talafi in the toilet.
verb: I just did a talafi in the toilet.
by m0ofasa October 24, 2008
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by Aaron_Talaivosa's bf 8-22-19❤️ December 21, 2019
Get the talaivosa mug.That one dude. Talan can be weird and strange but he’s pretty cool. Talan loves his xbox and FOrTnItE. Sometimes Talan’s can have bad teeth. Talan’s fAvourite game is Tetris, duhhhhh. If you have a Talan as a best friend, your pretty special.
by some person:) May 20, 2019
Get the Talan mug.She ain't stank too much but loves her fucking food. If you see her eating a dick don't be surprised because she is probs on her period and can do anal rn so call back when u can. She loves a good meal from Maccas and her order stays the same a mcdick and a large frozen cum from sogoman.. you'll often find her fucking Ronald Mcdonald in the children's hospital bathrooms, even sometimes a threesome with the sick kids with cancer. kina is part deaf from all the cum in her ears blocking her from hearing u. DONT FORGET TO CUM IN HER ARMPITS !... also make sure u tell her to shave that big bush on that floppy pussy otherwise you'll be getting some herpes !!!!!! there are so many creases and flabbs in her pussy u dont know which ones the hole to stick it in.
Sick kid- "wheres Ronald"
doctor- "fucking kina Talaki"
Ronald - "JESUS CHRIST, WHATS THIS SHIT IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR CREASE?"
doctor- "fucking kina Talaki"
Ronald - "JESUS CHRIST, WHATS THIS SHIT IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR CREASE?"
by poppyohpoo November 27, 2019
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Talat: dude i found a post on urban dictionary that's totes about u.
Me: no dude. it's probs abt someone else.
Talat: no dude it's def abt u, someone who goes to school w us probs wrote it. it's so on point.
Me: u think so? I guess..
Talat: DUDE IT'S NOT ABT U OKAY?! U're not the ONLY person in the world with that NAME. it's def abt someone else. okay. GET OVER URSELF. SHEESH.
Me: no dude. it's probs abt someone else.
Talat: no dude it's def abt u, someone who goes to school w us probs wrote it. it's so on point.
Me: u think so? I guess..
Talat: DUDE IT'S NOT ABT U OKAY?! U're not the ONLY person in the world with that NAME. it's def abt someone else. okay. GET OVER URSELF. SHEESH.
by foudingmemberofthetalatfanclub February 25, 2013
Get the talat mug.Very funny, indecisive, gorgeous,goofy. Shes the type of girl that would act like she is worthless ,but deep inside shes worth millions. She Is insecure, yet she has nothing to worry about. A shorty but very worth cuddling
Tala is very funny.
by Gegestonesx December 1, 2019
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