tiffed

To be irritated or pissed off. Similar to a tiff, which is a fight or spat between two people.

He was tiffed after he got owned in basketball yesterday.

"You're just tiffed because I got an A and you copied me and got a B"

by MeghPala December 14, 2008

tafelappen

Board rag used by many German teachers to assassinate unwilling students.

Kid1: I don't wann do my german homework

Frau(teacher): *Springs at the child and chokes him to death with her tafelappen*

by HuskyButt October 25, 2010

toffee wallet

1. The aftermath of a follow through
2. A wet fart

Woops... I had better clean out my toffee wallet. Has anybody got a tissue?

by The Wronguns November 8, 2018

toffe and custard dognut

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

Toffeepops

THE BEST BUISCUITS EVER HOLY FUCK

Abi: Lets go to Home Bargains.
Ross: Why?
Abi: They have the big packs of Toffeepops.
Ross: GET YOUR COAT

by 100percentnotAbigail January 11, 2022

peach taffy

The scrotum/ball sack of a Caucasian male

I had to move the ol' peach taffy so I could take a buttholefie.

by bert530 March 26, 2017

maple taffy

A treat from Canada most offten sreved during "winter lude" it is made from maple syrup that is boiled then poured over ice and rolled on to a stick.

I went to go get maple taffy

by Ambush1972 June 20, 2017