Mother Trucker

A redneck. Especially one who is obscenely overweight and/or kind of douchy.

Bruce: Ugh, I cannot believe those mother truckers sitting behind us at the restaurant.

Lance: I know! Talking about NASCAR and making gross slupring noises.

by Bronxite April 15, 2009

trucker bomb

a plastic container (most times a gallon jug) that a trucker has pissed in a has thrown out his window into the land off the road ,THEN WHEN THE MOWER COMES BY THE "BOMB" EXPLODES INTO THE MOWER AND THE ONE OPERATING IT.(hence the name)

"bob" didn't want to stop so he pissed in his soon to be trucker bomb,then chucked it out the window.meanwhile the mower came by and needed to take a shower.

by steve31 January 9, 2009

Ass Trucker

Someone who be carryin' dat ass everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin' and tryin' to get some of dat big ole booty meat.

Sheniqua didn't consider herself an ass trucker until Quantavious got a hard on math class and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

trucker hat

a mesh netted hat that at one point in the early 2000's was a hot item in the hip-hop community, before being made incredibly queer to wear because of the likes of Ashton Kutcher and many fag teenagers from Orange County.

despite what popular opinion might think, the trucker hat trend did NOT get started by Ashton Kutcher. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes/N.E.R.D. was sporting trucker hats way before Ashton did.

I loved my trucker hats till Asston Kutcher's queer booty-boofing self got ahold of one and sent rich white teenage suburbans into a trucker hat frenzy. Now they're all in my fireplace providing me with warmth.

by Gordo December 6, 2004

Dirty Trucker

v. To masturbate to other motorists while driving.

Woman #1: What was that driver staring at?
Woman #2: I think he was pulling a dirty trucker.
Woman #1: What's that?
Woman #2: It's when you masturbate while driving.

by stronghands April 12, 2008

truckers choice

n. any stimulant, amphetamines in particular

"Trucker's Choice- I wont sleep till sunday!"

by jim June 24, 2003

trucker's bladder

A condition wherein one cannot hold "it" for any length of time and has to constantly urinate. This condition has been known to develop among truckers who after holding it for extended periods eventually lose the ability to hold it at all.

Bob has trucker's bladder- he can't hold it for more than ten minutes.

by bravokilotwo February 7, 2015