poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017

Trampoline Place

The only location on planet earth where they can play the shittiest music possible and get away with it

Friend: Dude.. this music sucks..
Me: We’re at a trampoline place, the music isn’t supposed to be good..

by WutangInvictus January 30, 2019

Trampoline

A large piece of equipment, typically placed in gardens, that people bounce on, and can also be used for competitive purposes too. They are very fun.

I'm going to go outside and bounce on my trampoline.

by Dx_raptor March 23, 2022

Trampoline headbutt

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.

The guy/girl had to trampoline headbutt that dude.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2020

Trampoline

Sexual lubricant for easy women.

Needed an extra jar of Trampoline after that night with the biker-chick.

by Doctor Hew August 3, 2021

Trampoline addict

Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline

Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children

by Not daniel wright November 4, 2024

Trampoline Back

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline

Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."

by stowball December 28, 2011