turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".

Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.

by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009

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donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

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