Tom Brady

The act of kissing someone on their lips as Tom Brady does to his sons and wife.

Hey girl, you’re so cute I could just Tom Brady you!

by Mike Cummings Urmouth May 30, 2020

Pull A Tom Brady

Leave a group or team you’ve been committed to unexpectedly

I’m afraid Harry Styles will pull a Tom Brady and leave One Direction

by titanicstyles August 15, 2020

tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated

tom brady wins another supper bowl fuck.

by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020

Tom Brady

My man really hatched out of an egg.

Tom Brady has hatched!

by ShaquelleOatmeal July 31, 2021

Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

Tom brady

Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.

Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.

Brody is great at pulling a Tom Brady

by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020