dick ticks

Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.

I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!

by Eric Pazz January 15, 2008

Dick Tick

When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.

“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”

by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019

Beaver Ticks

Small blood sucking bugs found on the Female Beaver.

Ya after I got done dating shannon somehow I came down with a nasty case of beaver ticks.

by amelancher February 21, 2010

Spoon tick

A small balled up piece of cotton, usually found on a spoon or other device that has been used to inject illegal drugs. The cotton ball is used as a filter after a drug has been cooked in a spoon. It is dropped into the bowl of the spoon to strain the liquid and weed out any chunks of impurities that have not melted. The needle and syringe then extract the liquid through the cotton filter to inject. Leftover balls of cotton are sometimes hoarded by the drug user for later use, or to swallow when desperate for a high.

Amy is at it again, her drawer was filed with spoon ticks again.

by YepShesCrazy October 31, 2018

tick taco

The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.

"Man, these tacos be smellin' good! We best eat 'em quick. tick taco, muthatrukka!"

by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

bitch tick

Uncontrollable, chronic bitchy tourettes. Takes the form of bitchy swearing, bitchy facial expressions or other outward displays of bitchiness that are unnecessary or uncalled for.

"Nah, she's not really mad, she just has a bitch tick."

by lemmyguess June 3, 2016

Tick-A-Torium

A room/house/space filled with German made Cuckoo Clocks. And all have different times! So bells and cuckoos go off at all different times! Enough to drive someone cuckoo!

R: Wow your lady has a lot of cuckoo clocks (said in awe and wonderment)…
P: yup welcome to my personal hell! I’m in a tick-a-torium awwwwwwwwwww…..

by Rey word guy May 18, 2021