tickling the ivories

when you rub your dick on a bitch's teeth.

My dick is sore from tickling the ivories all night.

by SteeVIN Deisel August 24, 2008

tickling it

A term that is a G rated version for masturbating.

I am "tickling it" at the moment, I can't talk right now.

by Just Joshua just joshing ya July 8, 2017

Car Tinking

The act of throwing pennies at oncoming traffic from either the driver's seat, or back left seat of a moving car to achieve a 'tink' sound. This tink sound is a loud thwack on the receiving end. Timing is key so that windshields are not hit or broken. Occasionally nickels are used, by experienced tinkers, for a devastating effect.

Why is schultzy gettin arrested?
Oh cuz he decided to go car tinking in the daylight and didnt realize his first victim was a cop.

by guesswork July 21, 2009

Tickling my nuts

the act of lying to ones face, then proceeding to bullshit your way out of the argument

are you tickling my nuts cunt?
oh you must be tickling my nuts

by ZTrekGaming January 3, 2018

Tummy Tickling Disorder

When someone has the urge/habit of gigle/laughing and random things.

Last night Alicia ahd Tummy Tickling Disorder, and almost twisted her intestines.

by dancerfreak100 October 1, 2009

tocking

The verb to fart in ones cupped hand and place it over the nose of an unfortunate victim.

I'd eaten too many beans and Michael was annoying me so I decided to tock him. Michael wretched.

by Jimmy Tocker October 11, 2004

Crop Tucking

The act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, poop it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. After waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. After having a snack with your new friend begin to masturbate violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have anal sex with your new homosexual partner.

i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood ;)

by M!KL &0GG3$$ December 14, 2010