by skewkew August 16, 2011

by James H. Harding May 24, 2008

by five across the face April 7, 2015

anyone : hi
communist jon : HI HI HI HI HI IM GAY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SHITTY LIST WITH ALL THE SHITTY LEVEL ??????
communist jon : HI HI HI HI HI IM GAY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SHITTY LIST WITH ALL THE SHITTY LEVEL ??????
by nicoooooooooooooooooooooooo721 March 15, 2022

A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.
I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.
OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.
OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.
by endearing asshole June 9, 2009

Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!
by Newfi Shunky Shack March 12, 2015
