Juice Noose

Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.

Yo bro I juice noosed Becky last night she was out cold for 30 seconds while still oozing.

by anonymous May 15, 2024

cuck cuck noose

A game played by someone who continues a pattern of getting cucked. Only to get so shocked they want to die. Only to repeat the cycle, as it is a very addictive game.

Bitch if you play cuck cuck noose dont go trying to give any damned advice!

by Dustie567 July 12, 2022

to noose

to hang yourself u fuckwits

According to all known laws of how to noose,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

by bengt-olof February 2, 2017

Noose

A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)

Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!

by That random brit July 28, 2023

hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

Rose Lace Noose

The virtual up and coming superstar boy band that consists of Lead Vocalist, Xavi, Lead Guitarist, Davi, Primary Dancer Jordy G, Pianist, JAM-il, and Secondary Dancer, RayRay.

OMG DID YOU GO AND SEE ROSE LACE NOOSE AT CAMDEN? YOUR LIKE SO THE STUFF

by IssaMysteryy March 4, 2024

Blue Noose

An overused google pic used for edgy people that want attention

Yo that guy is so gay he needs to get a blue noose

by AkiseAru March 3, 2018