Dad

Someone you never had.

Son: why don’t I have a dad?

Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.

by SuccToSUCCeed September 12, 2020

Dad

A dad is someone who cares for you a lot.

I love you "Dad"
Your the best "Dad" ever.

by Dad's_Are_The_Best_Person_In_T November 23, 2020

Dad

Dad is a person that has sex with the mom without condum to have a baby to be adad

Sex on dad

by Princes bean July 23, 2017

Dad

The man who went to the store for some cigarettes and still hasn't come back

Billy: Mom when is dad coming home?
Mom: hes just gone to the store he'll be home soon...
Billy: But mom he hasn't come back in a 5 years

by Dad_come_home April 18, 2018

A Dad

When someone addresses you as a dad and you’re not having a baby nor are you their dad calm down! you’re just extremely hot! Especially to girls with daddy issues!!

Oh my god he’s such a dad..

by Megatittiesnass March 18, 2021

Dad

Going to get milk

My dad went to go get milk...hehe.

by Dick sucker111 March 28, 2022

dad

he went to go get the milk

dad was gone

by Helpful guy that helped you April 28, 2022