Turd Toter

Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!

That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.

by Quaigmire September 11, 2009

toter

A drink (usually of alcoholic nature) that you take or "tote" with you.

Why do you have 2 beers?
Oh this one is a my toter. I am taking it with me.

by sjkghklsdhkl' June 18, 2008

scrotum toter

Anyone with a scrotum.

Jeff: I just found out the sex of our baby!
T-Bag: So, is it gonna be a scrotum toter?
Jeff: Why yes, yes it is!

by T-Baggins July 4, 2009

toter

From World of Warcraft a tauren able to kill anything in the game also the most deisle thing in the world, also a word used to describe anything that a single person (or thing) did by themselves that was of monumental difficulty but easy to the person

"dude you saw that new borne semi retarted baby totally toter that tank" (punch a tank and have it explode"

"toter" (the windows explode)

"i was about to gank toter the other day, then my wrists started bleeding"

by jones mike July 26, 2006

Toter

a Bahamian term, which refers to anyone who attends any kind of formal or informal event with the sole purpose obtaining food, and has no interest in the event itself.

A common habit among toters is to attend events, uninvited.

"Watch out fa dem toters nah, for next ting ya know all ya food gone."

by LamarcGasoldridge March 8, 2017

goat toter

One who aimlessly walks around a car lot or other retail business with his "Goat" (Dick) in his hand wasting the time of salespeople when he or she couldn't buy fuckin' happiness.

I've had this fuckin' Goat Toter for 3 hours to find out he couldn't finance the pen he signed his credit application with!

by Cuban Cracker April 27, 2017

titty-toter

"Titty-toter" is slang for a bra. It's a combination of titty, the common euphemism for a woman's breasts and tote, meaning carried. It's use of alliteration and the cadence of the syllables make it enjoyable to say.

Ugh, I can't wait to get home and finally take off this 'ol titty-toter. The underwire is killing me.

by kngfsh August 9, 2019