swine fluked

When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.

"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.

Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..

by slim_berry August 20, 2009

swine flucation

The time spent not at school or work due to the closures caused by the Swine Flu scare.

Can be used with any virus, e.g., Bird flucation, regular Flucation, etc.

We have nothing planned for the kids during their Swine Flucation, since the schools closed.

by matadorcab May 1, 2009

Swine Fluke

The swine flu "pandemic" in which little of the population was infected.

David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."

Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."

by abweitl August 30, 2009

Swine Fluck

When you have sex with a person whilst infected with swine flu. Thus infecting that person.

John: "you don't look so good man, what happened?"
Chris: "I think that blond from the club swine flucked me"

Kirsty: "you look happy, whats up?"
Kate: "I swine flucked the asshole who tried to roofie me"

by masterkai October 17, 2009

swine fluke

When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.

John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."

by BV4 May 6, 2009

swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 11, 2009

swine flue

flying pig,

"you can have that twenty quid back nexed week mate" "yeah and pigs can fly" "i know that swine flue right over my head"

by ooligist May 2, 2009