stadium seating

A clever and often overlooked variation of the "top shelf". This move involves one participant taking a crap in the tank of the toilet. Simultaneously, a second brave soul releives his bowel in the bowl itself.

Chachi had lost his patience with Fritz. He gathered up his new boyfriend Jerv and destroyed Fritz's bathroom with a wicked stadium seating.

by Harold Balsagna May 2, 2010

No Fuckin Swearing

Just what it says.

No I don't fucking swear, no I don't use weapons, and I shoot anyone who does!

by Steaver370 May 8, 2004

Stop fucking swearing

A response to people who ask you what your mother would do if she heard you cursing.

Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?

Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?

Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!

by STOpfuckingswearing February 15, 2019

sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.

Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.

by m milfton November 6, 2006

Sweating like a rapist

Analogy to refer to someone who is sweating profusely.

Usually referred to one belonging the larger human group.

<at the gym>
Guy 1: "Check out that dude!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's sweating like a rapist"

by raarky April 20, 2004

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!

Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008