Straw tall

When someone is so tall it makes them look extremely skinny

Wembenyama is taller than Shaq but he’s straw tall so he looks frail ..

by Jay da brrr August 4, 2025

O'Nellas straw

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"

"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.

by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018

slap the straw

this is analogous to "hitting the hay", meaning to sleep.

Boy: I'm gonna go to my bedroom to slap the straw.
Mother: Alright, have fun.

by Slappin' my straw. January 25, 2011

semen straw

male member, dick, cock, prick, tool....

Melissa loves to suck Billy's semen straw.

by fuckthathotass69 January 25, 2017

Mud Straw

A Mud Straw is a dildo covered in poop. The straw is a reference to a scarecrow and the mud is a reference to poop.

Damn it girl, I'm sick and tired of coming home from work and finding your mud straw in the kitchen sink every damn day.

by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020

suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything

That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

by Venix May 27, 2014

the straw that stirs the drink

term used to describe the life of the party

Every party needs the straw that stirs the drink...

by sheila in the car June 22, 2009