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Straggot

Two straight men having sexual intercourse as an act of fun due to boredom or two heterosexuals of the same gender engaging in sexual intercourse as a form of experimentation.
“I heard that those 2 guys are fucking straggots!!!”
Ain’t no way, man”
by pussy polyester July 7, 2023
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A slur for **breeders**, to show how unfathomably straight they are.
"Ugh, all Stacy talks about is her and her husband's love-life—this straggot should just keep to herself!"
by kikorumiku1 June 17, 2025
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A separate (and more accepted) species of the average straggot: bigoted cisgender males. They sometimes are men with a severe case of flamboyancy and wokeness, as well as acting like a stereotypical homosexual cis male. Though in most cases, they do not act like stereotypical homosexual cisgender man and act more sexually ambiguous.

They are always presumed to be gay, bisexual, or queer upon first contact. Often found in predominantly queer, far left-leaning, non-white spaces.

Despite their appearance and environment they always surprise others by revealing that they are straight and cisgender and have no qualities of being queer, even if they've tried!
Harry Styles always carries himself in a flamboyant way and always advocating for queer people. He is a total Straggot!
by Ass in totle September 25, 2025
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Straggot is a form of a slur for heterosexual folks. Usually used in a form of a joke, not meant to be taken seriously.
"Man John you're such a straggot"

"HA so are you Jane"

they both laugh
by ThatOneMartha September 4, 2023
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A boy who is “straight” and “hates” lgbtq+ but usually has a mullet and drives a huge truck that makes lots of noise because that makes up from there small dick. usually acts popular but he knows he is not. He Most definitely acts like he’s a f boy or a cowboy but is not. Basically just a boring lame basic straight person
-Wow did u see mason

- yea he’s such a straggot
by Jejsnnsnsnsbs November 8, 2022
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An annoying and over-sensitive heterosexual. The straggot reading this will probably downvote it because they can't handle a joke
Straggot: I can't handle a joke on Urban Dictionary! Aren't I such a little straggot?
by Annnabannnannna June 9, 2024
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Shut up straggot I like dick you boob lover
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