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Straggot

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OMG Rowan Parchey is such a straggot
by Madppgetter June 21, 2023
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Straggot

A separate (and more accepted) species of the average straggot: bigoted cisgender males. They sometimes are men with a severe case of flamboyancy and wokeness, as well as acting like a stereotypical homosexual cis male. Though in most cases, they do not act like stereotypical homosexual cisgender man and act more sexually ambiguous.

They are always presumed to be gay, bisexual, or queer upon first contact. Often found in predominantly queer, far left-leaning, non-white spaces.

Despite their appearance and environment they always surprise others by revealing that they are straight and cisgender and have no qualities of being queer, even if they've tried!
Harry Styles always carries himself in a flamboyant way and always advocating for queer people. He is a total Straggot!
by Ass in totle September 25, 2025
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Straggot

The straight equivalent to ‘faggot’

A straggot flaunts their heterosexuality and rubs it in your face. Often overly masculine if a man or overly feminine as a woman. A straggot tends to take issue with a faggot for being to loud about their homosexuality and fails to realise they are the same if not worse.
John is such a straggot.”
by Piß_Boy December 10, 2024
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Straggot

that's not what straggot means you faggots,
a straggot is someone who claims to be a straight male yet is a househusband and the woman of the relationship. he's "straight" yet acts like a girly faggot but he's not quite a faggot due to what he claims his sexuality is, so he's a STRaggot.
"john is such a straggot, he asked his girlfriend to peg him yet he swears that he's a straight man"
"james is a beta male, i would call him a faggot but he's straight so, straggot"
by randomfuckingperson7 January 1, 2022
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straggot

jeff: isnt Steve straight?
Tyler: No hes a straggot

jeff: oh like elon musk
by ROW (sparrow October 29, 2025
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Straggot

A boy who is “straight” and “hates” lgbtq+ but usually has a mullet and drives a huge truck that makes lots of noise because that makes up from there small dick. usually acts popular but he knows he is not. He Most definitely acts like he’s a f boy or a cowboy but is not. Basically just a boring lame basic straight person
-Wow did u see mason

- yea he’s such a straggot
by Jejsnnsnsnsbs November 8, 2022
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straggot

Straggot is a form of a slur for heterosexual folks. Usually used in a form of a joke, not meant to be taken seriously.
"Man John you're such a straggot"

"HA so are you Jane"

they both laugh
by ThatOneMartha September 4, 2023
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