Stinkins

Someone from the South who may or may not cut their own hair with a wooden spoon.

You don't call me Stinkins when I'm charge pharmacist.

by Old man Jittles May 14, 2016

My balls are sticking to my legs

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.

Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

by Nutthead June 21, 2010

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

stonking

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

by devilboy December 3, 2004

stinkin

said before another phrase to tell how crazy or exciting it is

"man i just lit the barbecue and the flames were stinkin 3 feet high!"

by el zupano June 25, 2003

Sinking Feeling

Imagine you are in the comfort of your own home and just went for a massive dirty shit. On completion and full ruination of the bowl you look around to realise there is no toilet roll. After the initial panic you decide that you must leave the toilet and hunt for toilet roll. On standing up you feel your arse cheeks sandwich together at which point you have that sinking feeling.

Better check first for toilet roll, you don't want to get that sinking feeling.

by Libertine August 20, 2016

sthinking

The multitasking acts of pondering while you go #2. This is often deep, productive thought as you do not have the interruptions of your daily life.

A combonation of "stinking" and "thinking".

I figured out the error in the payroll report while I was sthinking.

by tcufrog08 April 18, 2008