Eulian Satanism is a branch of theistic Satanism created by a man going by the name of Chosen Nightmares. It branched off from LaVeyan Satanism around July of 2018. It is pronounced "you-lee-in".
"Do you want to come to church with me?"
"No thanks, I'm a Eulian Satanist."
"What on Earth does that mean? Do you sacrifice goats and children or something?"
"Absolutely not! Eulian Satanism is basically reverse Christianity."
"No thanks, I'm a Eulian Satanist."
"What on Earth does that mean? Do you sacrifice goats and children or something?"
"Absolutely not! Eulian Satanism is basically reverse Christianity."
by eulian-guild November 1, 2019
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by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026
Get the Militant Satanism mug.Origin: First officially documented in the year of our Lord 2024 by Mike K. of Redondo Beach — a man whose voice was smooth as silk and whose spiritual awakening is constantly being tested by schmo's playing with their phones in meetings, and weak coffee. Blessings be unto him.
An evolved species of AA old-timer who walks the fine line between enlightenment and homicide. The Bleeding Statesman is a spiritual hybrid — part Elder Statesman, part Bleeding Deacon — combining hard-won wisdom with low-key exasperation and an intolerance for bullshit.
With decades of sobriety under their belt, they’ve seen it all — the steps, the slogans, the cycles — and still manage to show up (mostly on time). They carry a sharp spiritual toolkit and just enough restraint to stay out of jail. Think Zen master, but with mild caffeine withdrawal and unresolved group conscience trauma.
They don’t judge — they perform character assessments.
They meditate — on que with "I cant believe this b*tch is sharing this again"
They’re spiritually grounded — but always five seconds away from leaving.
An evolved species of AA old-timer who walks the fine line between enlightenment and homicide. The Bleeding Statesman is a spiritual hybrid — part Elder Statesman, part Bleeding Deacon — combining hard-won wisdom with low-key exasperation and an intolerance for bullshit.
With decades of sobriety under their belt, they’ve seen it all — the steps, the slogans, the cycles — and still manage to show up (mostly on time). They carry a sharp spiritual toolkit and just enough restraint to stay out of jail. Think Zen master, but with mild caffeine withdrawal and unresolved group conscience trauma.
They don’t judge — they perform character assessments.
They meditate — on que with "I cant believe this b*tch is sharing this again"
They’re spiritually grounded — but always five seconds away from leaving.
“I watched Mike meditate for like 40 minutes before the meeting… but then he snapped and told the newcomer to stop reading the promises like it was a TED Talk. That man’s a textbook Bleeding Statesman.”
“The dude’s got 30 years, quotes the Big Book and Marcus Aurelius, and still glares when someone’s late. Total Bleeding Statesman.”
“He sat through 10 minutes of announcements grumbling… then muttered, ‘This isn’t a PTA meeting,’ and walked out. Bleeding Statesman energy all day.”
“She shared for 25 minutes about her cat, and he just sat there blinking. Then he whispered, ‘Tradition Five, not storytime,’ and stared into the void. Certified Bleeding Statesman.”
“The dude’s got 30 years, quotes the Big Book and Marcus Aurelius, and still glares when someone’s late. Total Bleeding Statesman.”
“He sat through 10 minutes of announcements grumbling… then muttered, ‘This isn’t a PTA meeting,’ and walked out. Bleeding Statesman energy all day.”
“She shared for 25 minutes about her cat, and he just sat there blinking. Then he whispered, ‘Tradition Five, not storytime,’ and stared into the void. Certified Bleeding Statesman.”
by Sponsorus Maximus April 6, 2025
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The cult offers an alternate, way more esoteric way to overcome capitalism and breaks therfor with classic marxist theories.
The roots of the movement are vast but can be tracked down to a small Gen Z group from Belgium. As well as the biggest agitator of Eso-Stalinism, a german Streamer called "Dekarldent".
The group of Belgiums is called "Désvoúment de la Finance", and the name "Eso-Stalinism" was created by "Dekarldent" who saw the genius of the movement and embraced Eso-Stalinism.
The goal of the movement now is the revival of"Iosif Vissarionovič Stalin" as the great supreme leader, who is supposed to lead the world into the socialist utopia and free us of the capitalist scum.
The cult offers an alternate, way more esoteric way to overcome capitalism and breaks therfor with classic marxist theories.
The roots of the movement are vast but can be tracked down to a small Gen Z group from Belgium. As well as the biggest agitator of Eso-Stalinism, a german Streamer called "Dekarldent".
The group of Belgiums is called "Désvoúment de la Finance", and the name "Eso-Stalinism" was created by "Dekarldent" who saw the genius of the movement and embraced Eso-Stalinism.
The goal of the movement now is the revival of"Iosif Vissarionovič Stalin" as the great supreme leader, who is supposed to lead the world into the socialist utopia and free us of the capitalist scum.
As identification:
I am an Eso-Stalinist -> One Eso-Stalinist -> two Eso-Stalinists.
As term:
Esoteric Stalinism -> Eso-Stalinism
I am an Eso-Stalinist -> One Eso-Stalinist -> two Eso-Stalinists.
As term:
Esoteric Stalinism -> Eso-Stalinism
by Nun_Ja June 18, 2025
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