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dominican standoff

A Dominican Standoff occurs in bathrooms worldwide. It is when a filthy dominican who normally smells like an armpit 24/7 goes to an unsuspecting shower stall, turns on the water, and comences the standoff. The ending result usually being the dominican backing off, preparing for the next weeks round two.
Yo i seen julio in the abano, just standing there looking at the shower, i think he was in the middle of a dominican standoff.
by jermdogg October 20, 2008
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standoff

a level in halo 3 that everyone hates and vetoes. only nubcakes can win because they are faggot enough to get into the warthog and drive around all day and shoot people
FACCCCCK! Not standoff again. This map sucks. I hate all the noob biscuits slobbering in noob sauce wanting to get the splaser. Veto this shit!!!!!
by Shazzy Mack December 18, 2008
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standoffish

A stand, typically made of Plutonium-238, with a lead plating on the outside, that has goldfish (the snack, not real fish) on it. It is used to poison little kids.
Imma poison the kid with a standoffish.
by DaCuteRaccoon November 29, 2021
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Washington Standoff

Verb- When 2 or more people from Washington state shit themselves in unison due to a challenge or dare. Only people from washington are crazy enough to do this shit.
My granddaughter and i just had a stinky, scary washington standoff.
by MATTY N December 10, 2012
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Armenian standoff

A sex act where two men lie head-to-toe, grasping each other's dicks. One man pushes while the other pulls, and they alternate in this way until one of them comes first, winning the standoff.

Like a Mexican standoff, the goal is to be the first to shoot, without getting shot yourself.
Last night I lost an Armenian standoff with Hagop.
by dartmouth69 June 18, 2016
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Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.
Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.
by omikes January 9, 2017
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Mexican Standoff

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.
There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.
by Mitchca April 26, 2006
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