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Emergency Stain

The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). Usually a parent returning home from work. With an extremely limited timeframe the male often has to forsake the ritual wipe up and throw his clothes back on, regardless of the huge blob of semen on his midsection - leaving a great big emergency stain on his clothes.

Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.
1.
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"

Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"

2.

Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"
by />/ //\/<^/\/ July 17, 2009
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gravy stain

The deposits left in the underwear after numerous bouts of diarrhea during the day.
I had a rough day, i had bad diarrhea all day and had to crap 7 times.When i checked my underwear, it had gravy stains in it so i had to throw it out.
by adam ccc August 22, 2006
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fuck stain

n. the dried up sex juices left on the sheets
1. Dude, quit being such a fuck stain.
by LC August 30, 2003
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mookie stain

terrible diarrhea that leaves residew in between your buttcheeks and underwear
These damn tacos left my shorts dirty and now I've been having to clean my mookie stain every 5 minutes
by chuck norris 87 August 18, 2011
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Shit Stain

Shit Stain aka Vince Russo said .....
by BellasaurusTheJust November 24, 2018
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STAIN

To remain as a guest.
Mah mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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Hershey Stain

A trail of fecal matter left in undergarments due to poor hygenical ass-wiping. Popularized by Dave Chappelle
"...until I get a whiff of your Hershey Stains..." - "Piss on you"
by Cicatriz December 28, 2004
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