stab rape

to stab someone and then have forceable intercourse with the stab wound.

i stab raped a guy in prison.

by stephen rayne April 13, 2009

the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus

employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"

by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017

stab magnet

A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer

The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.

by Juan_Toofrey December 30, 2017

Stab alley

In a country or city where guns are illegal or otherwise hard to own, knife crime is far more likely. In these places, the most seedy, crime-ridden spot is called "stab alley".

Man, I wish I didn't have to drop my package off at the post office in stab alley. They really should open one in the nice part of town.

by my name is not billy February 01, 2021

gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 04, 2010

stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.

Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009

Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

by Bo Jangles The Eleventh January 25, 2016