sproinger

It is when you take your dick tuck it inside of your self when it's limp and push your legs together to hold it inside. Then start walking and open your legs so it goes SPROING!!! (Usually done by little children)

I was bored one day so I tucked in my penis and watched it go sproinger.

by a richard February 3, 2008

Strolling Roadblock

The walking equivalent of a rolling roadblock, caused by a large group of slow moving pedestrians that you can't get around. Usually only overcome by waiting for a suitable overtaking opportunity then putting on a burst of speed.

Guy: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a strolling roadblock when these idiots decided to walk 5 across down the footpath.

by Gruebenfunk October 10, 2010

sprowsing

To browse different versions of the same song or music on the Spotify music streaming service.

I've just been sprowsing and found over a dozen versions of my favourite song.

by 1john January 18, 2012

sprilling

verb

To move from one sexual relation to another quickly without a care

When you die I don't plan on sprilling myself around.

by ACHC June 27, 2016

Lemon Scrolling

When a person is reading a fanfiction, but becomes impatient and begins to scroll through quickly looking for the lemon.

Girl 1: Did you read the lemon yet?!?
Girl 2: Not yet!
Girl 1: Start lemon scrolling! The scene is so sexy! Seifer has a panther!

by firefly734 October 23, 2011

Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019

sproing

A sprained groin

You've been diagnosed with a severe sproing.

by Cpt. Obvious April 1, 2003