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A city in central Minnesota of about 50,000 people. The biggest city in the mostly rural central Minnesota area: either a bastion of civilization in the plains of corn farms or a pimple on the ass of the state, depending on how you look at it. The political climate can best be described as the only conservative area in a very liberal state. The city itself isn't that bad. The skyline leaves a bit to be desired. There actually is some culture if you look. For the most part a college town. The colleges keep the area stocked with fun and fine ladies.

By far the biggest problem with Saint Cloud is its traffic and road system. The traffic isn't as slow as some big cities, but the drivers are all fucktards and the streets are laid out stupid. This town could use some more east-west corridors.

If we go for a walk in Saint Cloud we could see- wait- there is no point in going for a walk, as you will only be yelled at by the aforementioned asswipe drivers.

Culturally, the area has all the types of people you could wish to avoid: goths, emos, rich kids from nearby suburbs, fake ass gangsters, rednecks, and wiggers.

The educational system is very underfunded, yet operational; this is because central minnesotans want only the best things, but will burn in hell before they have to pay for anything. However, St. Cloud has no less than 6 colleges or tech schools in the nearby area.

It is often asserted by many that there is nothing to do in St. Cloud. This isn't exactly true, it is just an excuse kids use to get wasted. Speaking of which, we have some of the highest alcoholism and DWI rates out side of America's inner city ghettos and Indian Reservations.

But other than that, Saint Cloud ain't bad.
"Oh shit, Saint Cloud is ahead, just keep driving until we're in Chicago."
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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saint happening

Same as ain't happening or not happening. Reference of a highly comical Capital One Commercial featuring David Spade.
Customer: Can my miles card get me to Mexico?
Agent: no way jose.
Customer: Saint Thomas?
Agent: Saint happening.
by jim17g April 5, 2005
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plaster saint

A Fucking Hypocrite; Pretending to be perfect when you definitely are not; The Dead Rabbitts sing about it;
I've listened to your bullshit lies
One too many fuckin times,
Don't point the finger my way cause you are no plaster saint
by MikeHawkHollywood January 29, 2015
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Saints Row 2

A sandbox game that is out for the Xbox 360, PS3, and PC. It has great customization capability, and has great multilayer, but is constantly looked down on by GTA fan boys who have never played the game to realize how different it is, Saints Row 1 Fan boys, who constantly complain that it is not exactly like the first one because Protect the pimp, and Blinged out ride aren't in it. It is also plagued by a few groups of people...

1) Little kids (usually Nigglets) who think there real gangsters, and talk and act like Asshats.

2) people who lag switch, and standby to cheat there way to the top of the leaderboards, then brag like they are something important to society.
Queen ll is the worst player in Saints Row 2. she thinks she is good because she has three teammates carry her fat ass up the leaderboards while she will die +15 times and is lucky if she kills a noob once.
by Gamewizard546 September 2, 2009
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saint seiya

the best anime series ever created. If you haven't watched it by now, you've missed out on a great part of life.
seiya, ikki, shun, yoga, shiryu and the others must protect goddess athena from danger.
by israel migdalski June 23, 2005
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Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)
Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!
by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022
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Owner of the New Orleans saints

Pretty much any team in the NFL. the Main owner is Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons. the lower level co-owners is Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks . the Tertiary owners is every other NFL team. Because they are owned by so many people, they had no chance of ever winning the Super Bowl, until they cheated one year (without the knowledge of the Owners)
Tom Benson: wait.. I'm the Owner of the New Orleans saints

Matt Ryan: so am I.

New York Giants: Me too!

Cleavland Browns: And Us!

Cam Newton: i own part of that Stupidome

Tom Benson: what do i own then?

Matt Ryan: the hot dog stand on bourbon Street
by b17 January 31, 2014
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