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spiderman dat hoe

When you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in a girls face.
by Jimmy Green October 10, 2007
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Spiderman pull-up

The act of hanging upside down by a butt plug attached to the ceiling, and doing small pull-up’s using only your sphincter muscles.
I went to the gym yesterday and saw Peter doing Spiderman pull-up’s to workout his kegels.
by Wombat aka Wolf January 22, 2020
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spiderman porn

Ever since I was a kid, I have had an increasing attraction to Spider-Man's domination. I realiseI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock I realisedoh awesome and powerful I went on pornhubI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock hey oh awesome and powerful I went on
Spidey ur rectum is large. Spiderman porn ftw
by Horny Panda September 18, 2016
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Spiderman cum

When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web
Dude, is that Spiderman cum on my desk?
No, I don’t ejaculate like that it must have been you!
by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019
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spiderman app

It sounds way cooler to say "I got the Spiderman app" than "I dropped my phone and the screen broke." The result of both is having eternal spiderwebs on your smartphone.
*Drops phone* Oh hey, wow, cool, I got a spiderman app.
by Skullcutie July 13, 2013
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spiderman: turn off the dark

Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.
Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!

no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.
by .why.am.i.here. April 23, 2011
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