Phenix City Sombrero

When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.

Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!

by LordofLadonia August 7, 2022

Seattle Sombrero

When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.

When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.

by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022

Seattle Sombrero

When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.

My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!

by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022

Put A Sombrero On It

Another way of saying put a rubber on it.

My grandpa would say “Mijo put a sombrero on it” after he met my new girlfriend.

by Whitemexicann May 26, 2021

Golden Sombrero

Verb
-When a woman pisses all over a male companions head when she's on her period.

Owen to Louis
"Dude, I had to shower for hours after my girl gave me a Golden Sombrero

by Samual Adam's June 26, 2024

misty sombrero

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.

Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!

by boomdang February 10, 2023