Intentionally going out of the way to grief newer players by creating new accounts for popular games such as Overwatch.
by Snerpes August 05, 2018
smurf is when you grip your partners balls till they turn blue while sucking his dick and only releasing the grip when he is about to nut
by but why tator February 15, 2021
The name of a short girl who is extremely cute/adorable/beautiful
/lovable and she's so light you
can carry her like a baby and did
I forget to mention she's
extremely goth and super cute
And can tell if someone's a good
Person or not and can keep secrets
/lovable and she's so light you
can carry her like a baby and did
I forget to mention she's
extremely goth and super cute
And can tell if someone's a good
Person or not and can keep secrets
Friend: hey lucas did you see that new girl with the sides of her head shaved she looks freaky
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP *whispers* I think she's kinda cute like a smurf •/////•
Friend:you like her don't you
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP *whispers* I think she's kinda cute like a smurf •/////•
Friend:you like her don't you
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP
by --[seeker]-- July 18, 2014
smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.
Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!
by mike October 14, 2003
An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.
The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.
by P. Kaltenbach January 07, 2008
To ejaculate in ones hair therefore creating a little smurf's hat. It should be white. If it comes out Papa Smurf colour, see a doctor.
by kevin forever May 25, 2006