Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.
by the charlie January 17, 2009
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Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.
"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."
Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -
"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -
"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006
Get the Smuggling Plums mug.When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.
My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.
by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009
Get the Smuggle my Cuban mug.n. a small pouch of fabric used to snugly encase the male genitalia (frank AND beans) while surfing, restricting the testicles from retreating into the body cavity
plural: smurries or smurae
origins: Early polynesian canoes have been found with carvings depicting the tying of the smurray, a coming of age ceremony when boys are first taught to surf. The smurray was tied tightly and was believed to keep young boys confident that their first waves would not frighten them back to adolescence.
current use: popularity of the smurray, once limited to polynesian tribes and soul surfers, has risen dramatically in Panama and Southeast Florida seemingly alongside the of gay and pseudo-gay culture.
plural: smurries or smurae
origins: Early polynesian canoes have been found with carvings depicting the tying of the smurray, a coming of age ceremony when boys are first taught to surf. The smurray was tied tightly and was believed to keep young boys confident that their first waves would not frighten them back to adolescence.
current use: popularity of the smurray, once limited to polynesian tribes and soul surfers, has risen dramatically in Panama and Southeast Florida seemingly alongside the of gay and pseudo-gay culture.
"Dude, that wave was scaryhuge, thank god I had on my smurray or my nuts would be at my throat!"
So Stefan, want to try on the new smurries i bought from the cute smurray botique?" "I sure do Terrence, I love the cute smurray shop up the street, I bought a pair of smurae there last week."
So Stefan, want to try on the new smurries i bought from the cute smurray botique?" "I sure do Terrence, I love the cute smurray shop up the street, I bought a pair of smurae there last week."
by Kenneth J Rockmoore March 12, 2010
Get the smurray mug.Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.
Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!
by skinny79 August 9, 2010
Get the Smurfhole mug.A combination of the words smug and pregnant. Basically pregnant women give off the stereotype that they are smug. Going off preaching their pregnancy manifesto. But seriously, they need to quit quit praising themselves for doing something a trillion women before them have done...one that's basically just a biological reaction to begin with. Then they rant on and on about how, "You just wouldn't understand..." because they are superior for having sex....I mean, c'mon! Have a little perspective!
by sjpwhipserer October 18, 2012
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