by Seth K May 24, 2018

SMOOTH, SLICK AND ASSERTIVE. GOOD LOOKING SEXY MAN WITH ATTIBUTES WORTHY OR YOUR AVERAGE HORSE. A LADIES MAN.
by SOONDARRAJIV1 August 11, 2009

by ticklemypickle31 May 18, 2011

by The Executive Order February 12, 2010

by Pseudoman(likesodomy) December 3, 2011

An alcoholic beverage consisting of TaB (a diet cola popular in the 80's), bourbon, and garnished with a wedge of lime. Ideal drink to consume while listening to the smooth sounds of late 70's and early 80's yacht rock.
I like to enjoy a smooth sailor while piloting my boat and listing to Christopher Cross songs, but damn it's hard to find TAB!
by stereoagnostic June 16, 2011

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.
Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy
Bless your clean ass boy
by haggybiatch October 9, 2016
