nigger smasher

hitler's evil cousin catboy

"Dawson is such a nigger smasher"

by Because Im black October 5, 2025

Bone smasher

When you’re fucking a girl and she’s so flat it’s just bone.

I was fucking my girl and I pulled out and broke my dick on her flat ass. I guess I’m a bone smasher

by Aj2022 June 25, 2019

Bowl Smasher

Someone (usually called Eddie) who produces a really huge turd that is very loud and audible to the other occupants of the house.

"Wow, Eddie just smashed the shit our of our toilet bowl. He must hate our toilet as much as he hates people. He's clearly a no-good bowl smasher."

by r3s0n4t0r November 5, 2015

Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.

Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.

by LJ14000 June 26, 2021

Gringo Smasher

Kind of guy to buy the girl drinks all day and take her on his boat only then to coerce her into letting him stick it up the tush in a public area.

E.g. hey Sophie I’ll be late to lunch I think I’ve finna found myself a gringo smasher.

by kingrichardsley December 23, 2018

Dic Smasher

Biggest pussy on the planet. Likes guys and pulls no bitches. Has an abnormally small penis

That guy Dic Smasher complete wacko

by Rocco1614 May 19, 2020

Laggy Smasher

When a Super Smash Brothers Ultimate player lags but denies they are lagging at all, until the lag affects them. Then they insist that the lag is ruining their gameplay.

Can you stop being such a laggy smasher, I was literally winning

by Izybizy July 20, 2021