Smasher

A Tier VII Heavy Tank belonging to the "Hybrid Nation" (Half-Breeds) in World of Tanks Blitz.

There are only a few ways of describing people who own them: children without fathers, people who didn't deserve to escape the Holocaust, transgender "men" who traded their dick and balls for a vagina. Basically the tank equivalent to big truck + small penis.

KV-2 if it had downsyndrome.

If you have one there's no hope for you except for slitting your wrists and pouring bleach in them.
Smasher: Hey, dad! I'm back from the war!
KV-2: I do not know who the fuck you are. Get off of my property.
by AsianMan_45 May 26, 2025
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Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.
Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.
by LJ14000 June 27, 2021
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Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way
When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.
by Hatogla November 17, 2023
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Book smasher

Oh, she is such a book smasher she never wants to have fun
by Theaquaman1 December 02, 2015
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Bowl Smasher

Someone (usually called Eddie) who produces a really huge turd that is very loud and audible to the other occupants of the house.
"Wow, Eddie just smashed the shit our of our toilet bowl. He must hate our toilet as much as he hates people. He's clearly a no-good bowl smasher."
by r3s0n4t0r September 22, 2015
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pussy smasher

when a guy fucks a girl so hard she cant move, sit, or walk at all what so ever
Guy: baby can u walk after round 4
Girl: no my pussy has been smashed to hard....... baby ur a pussy smasher
by queenmami March 18, 2016
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Appalachian tailgate smasher

The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.
We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!
by Charli XXX September 30, 2015
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