sloth on bark

Gripping one's package when sitting to keep hands warm and because it's comfortable as fuck.

"Dude... sloth on bark?"
"My nuts are cold, fuck off."

by Dingummy March 25, 2010

Pedo Sloth

That sloth that taps on your window while your sleeping

I hate it when that pedo sloth taps on my window while I'm sleeping

by That random guy you know June 9, 2013

Sunday Sloth

An elderly driver who possesses a reaction time similar to the common sloth. They can be seen disregarding common traffic laws and cutting off other motorists most often on Sundays. They should clearly have their license revoked.

I wasn't able to make it to church this morning because a Sunday Sloth ran a stop sign and t-boned my car.

by Silky Muscles September 1, 2014

Inverted Sloth

The act of masturbating, or performing other sexual acts while hanging upside down.

Dude! I totally just walked in on my roommate doing an inverted sloth on the loft!

by Its late... December 2, 2009

sloth cracka

A white person who is lazy

God dam son that homeless dude (white race person) is a sloth cracka get a fucking job

by JyahC July 8, 2010

pope sloth

Only the coolest motherfucking sloth ever to use twitter

Pope Sloth- "Lana Del Rey"

Random twitter user- "yes my führer"

by what are this November 14, 2013

Sid the sloth

Sid the sloth is the most handsome young man from the ice age. he was definitely real and he is my life

person 1: hey did you see the ice age movies?
person 2: yea obviously, who was your favourite character?
person 1: Sid the sloth, who else?
person 2: yeah, he's sooooo handsome.

by yous3rname September 2, 2021