by plz smd March 10, 2010

slitting wrists: He was slitting his wrists because he hates himself, and his life and everyone in it.
by I AM A SATURN BOY December 12, 2019

There is nothing worse than coming to work and having to witness a sliza slit in working her coworker's leg like that.
by GrundleSwatch November 15, 2004

a hole in the front of the neck. at least 4 inches in length and fresh intended for penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis.
Greg: Rodrick? Where are you?
Rodrick: I'm in the Loaded Diaper van Greg.
Greg: OK Rodrick, let me call Rowley.
Rodrick: You're a really Wimpy Kid... go write about it in your Diary!
Greg: I fucking hate you Rodrick.
Rodrick: Well, I'm throat slitting Holly on the weekdays so eat my ass.
Rowley: Zoo Wee Mama.
Rodrick: I'm in the Loaded Diaper van Greg.
Greg: OK Rodrick, let me call Rowley.
Rodrick: You're a really Wimpy Kid... go write about it in your Diary!
Greg: I fucking hate you Rodrick.
Rodrick: Well, I'm throat slitting Holly on the weekdays so eat my ass.
Rowley: Zoo Wee Mama.
by throater March 23, 2019

I sucked off the cadets in my room and emptied their tanks, and then I fucked their cum-slit with my tongue until they sreamed "Stop!!!" Afterward, they gave me a piss-chaser!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

When a man and/or a woman has a color of beard that differs from the color of the hair on top of their head, and when their pubes are a different color than their beard and hair. They are not a doupo, for a doupo's pubes could be the same color as their beard or hair. Whereas a doupo usually brings good luck, a slit flange tends to bring bad luck. They are very rare and even if you see one, it's near impossible to know if they are a true slit flange, because they are probably wearing pants. If possible they are best to avoid.
"That man over there looks like he could be a slit flange. I can't tell though, because I can't see his pubes."
"I wouldn't even look at him, just in case he is."
"I wouldn't even look at him, just in case he is."
by Solarman May 29, 2014

Hey Sheila, have you seen my slit stick? Haven't cleaned that shit in days and a girl needs to climax.
by goldenkranzisreallysanta September 24, 2016
