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young slit

Ex.

man i love ur sisters young slit
by plz smd March 10, 2010
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slitting wrists

slitting wrists: He was slitting his wrists because he hates himself, and his life and everyone in it.
by I AM A SATURN BOY December 12, 2019
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Sliza Slit

A mammoth amazonian Vagina, with a crusty beard.
There is nothing worse than coming to work and having to witness a sliza slit in working her coworker's leg like that.
by GrundleSwatch November 15, 2004
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throat slit

a hole in the front of the neck. at least 4 inches in length and fresh intended for penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis.
Greg: Rodrick? Where are you?
Rodrick: I'm in the Loaded Diaper van Greg.
Greg: OK Rodrick, let me call Rowley.
Rodrick: You're a really Wimpy Kid... go write about it in your Diary!
Greg: I fucking hate you Rodrick.
Rodrick: Well, I'm throat slitting Holly on the weekdays so eat my ass.
Rowley: Zoo Wee Mama.
by throater March 23, 2019
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cum-slit

A cum-slit is the hole on the tip of a guy's dick that's an exit for his cum and urine.
I sucked off the cadets in my room and emptied their tanks, and then I fucked their cum-slit with my tongue until they sreamed "Stop!!!" Afterward, they gave me a piss-chaser!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
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Slit Flange

When a man and/or a woman has a color of beard that differs from the color of the hair on top of their head, and when their pubes are a different color than their beard and hair. They are not a doupo, for a doupo's pubes could be the same color as their beard or hair. Whereas a doupo usually brings good luck, a slit flange tends to bring bad luck. They are very rare and even if you see one, it's near impossible to know if they are a true slit flange, because they are probably wearing pants. If possible they are best to avoid.
"That man over there looks like he could be a slit flange. I can't tell though, because I can't see his pubes."
"I wouldn't even look at him, just in case he is."
by Solarman May 29, 2014
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slit stick

Any sort of phallic object intended for insertion into the vagina.
Hey Sheila, have you seen my slit stick? Haven't cleaned that shit in days and a girl needs to climax.
by goldenkranzisreallysanta September 24, 2016
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