Slippery Morning

Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.

My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.

One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.

A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!

by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014

Slippery Chuck

The act of regurgitating on a female's chest in order to facilitate a properly lubricated titty fuck.

Last night, my girlfriend and I drank too much so I Slippery Chucked her.

by steadymatt February 4, 2009

slippery hotdog

When a woman lays face down and the man inserts his member into her sperm locker. natural juices builds and the member slips out slidding between her butt cheeks.

Hey man close call last night. I gave her a slippery hotdog.

by trimmean November 23, 2010

Slippery Scooter

When someone is soaked from gay bar sweat there is no need for anal lube

Stewart is a slippery scooter, makes it easy to slide right in.

by HarryOne January 14, 2008

Slippery bowl

An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.

*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"

by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015

Slippery Smile

Easily the most sought-after crotched expression, the slippery smile, aka the hungry cha-cha, describes a state of naturally lubricated arousal of the "mouth in the south."

- Often leads to related symptoms such as the snail trail.

"Turning a frown upside down is one thing.. How about getting a slippery smile with your jaw out of a dry maw?"
"I got a branch of hickory and she's got a smile that's slippery!"

by Teen-stash January 24, 2014

Slippery Martha

(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.

"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"

"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"

by Slippery Martha Master June 4, 2009