skeet 

Male ejaculate discharged at such monumental velocity as to possibly shatter clay pottery or stoneware.

"I woke up just about to skeet the sheets, but I really wish I could have video taped that dream for rewinds." Or, "When I saw that new girl in class, I almost skeet myself!"

skeet by emon xie August 29, 2005

skeet 

To jack off. Derives from a shooting game in which you say,"Pull" and then shoot.When we all know that you actually pull and then shoot diferent stuff!

That guy skeeted all over her face'and she looks like a freak

skeet by Spyke September 28, 2004

Skeet 

1. To ejaculte; cum

2. Cigarette

3. The act of smoking

1. Skeet skeet skeet like a water hose.

2. "Ay, hook me up with some skeets."

3. "Nigguh', gimme one of yo' biggs so we can skeet outside."

Skeet by Simon Auby October 13, 2006

skeet 

To brick on a young womans face, or other degrating area. Like skeet shooting, To pull and shoot.

Hey gary, I skeeted on your sisters face last night! She McLoved it!

skeet by Gary Wang August 25, 2007

skeet 

- to jizz

why do i need an example?
example: TO JIZZ

skeet by c+r music factory June 23, 2004

Skeet 

The unofficial name of a post on the social media platform, BlueSky. Portmanteau of “sky” and “tweet.”

Her skeet about gatekeeping blew up!

Skeet by BlueSkyuser April 29, 2023

Skeet 

cum shot to one's face

he skeeted all over her

Skeet by grace July 13, 2004