scrumping

The art of getting from A to B purely by means of running through people's property, turning over as much lawn furniture and stealing as many pegs as possible along the way. Est. 2009 in NZ.

I was almost caught scrumping by Mrs Atkinson.

by jimmya October 18, 2012

Shripping

The act of taking a shit when you are tripping balls. Usually under the influence of a combination of acid, shrooms, thc, or alcohol.

Oh man the other day I was shripping so hard... pretty sure I actually met Mr. Hanky.

by shripper September 19, 2012

scrumping

The most rapid of all humping, closely related to porn star fucking.

We was scrumping last night so hard I ran a tear in my shit.

by Nickthehung November 7, 2005

shrimping

to get the cum out of a recently anal fucked person, see felch

eric likes to shrimp stephanie after they do it up the butt

by rockgrrl May 6, 2003

Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping

BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night

by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010

scrimping

where one guy nuts in another guys ass than slurps it out with a straw

gay guy1: my mouth tastes funny

gay guy2:thats cuz you were scrimping all night again we're you?

by xman13 February 3, 2010

Atlas Shrugging

A euphemism for masturbation.

Glen Beck was on TV again talking about shrugging his atlas. I can't believe they let people go on TV and talk like that.

Charles Koch was in the bathroom for a long time. I asked what he was doing in there, his only response was, "Atlas Shrugged"

I walked in on Rush Limbaugh in his office, he was atlas shrugging.

by jgritty January 23, 2013