by skewkew August 16, 2011
Get the Shitty schoolmug. 
by James H. Harding May 24, 2008
Get the Kansas Shittymug. A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.
I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.
OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.
OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.
by endearing asshole June 9, 2009
Get the shitty carwashmug. anyone : hi
communist jon : HI HI HI HI HI IM GAY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SHITTY LIST WITH ALL THE SHITTY LEVEL ??????
communist jon : HI HI HI HI HI IM GAY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SHITTY LIST WITH ALL THE SHITTY LEVEL ??????
by nicoooooooooooooooooooooooo721 March 15, 2022
Get the shitty levelmug. Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.
They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.
They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.
"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."
by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014
Get the shitty drivermug. by five across the face April 7, 2015
Get the shitty bigfootmug.