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shitcloth

a dirty oshawa Cocaine Snorting fake as bitch . You can find people like this Downtown Oshawa high on Cocaine, notice the red nose and sore back they are always complainging about, and lack of money due to this nasty habbit. They try to cover it up by saying they have a cold.
"Hey, have you seen Suzanne lately? she's looking like a shitcloth these days, she really needs to lay off the cocaine."
by dirtyoshawa December 24, 2008
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shitknock

like thejake85
man that jake85 is a shitknock
by UsualSuspect January 16, 2003
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shitcock

v. To leave shit on another's cock after after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
"That old bastard tricked me. He didn't have his enema today and shitcocked me after I came in his ass!"
by Igglepud January 14, 2010
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shitocks

it means your in trouble, badly. see fuck
oh shitocks dawg the cops are here
by BRAYDEN April 30, 2003
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avatarless shitcock licker

of or resembling a moloney
If he wasn't such an avatarless shitcock licker, he'd get with the program liike everyone else.
by rocksalt johnson April 28, 2006
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shitrocket

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.
so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!
by never mind February 2, 2005
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Shitlock

The act of getting beligerant and shitting yourself. This is followed by taking off your drawers and putting them on your head like a hat, and then smearing shit all over the entire room you passed out in. Never clean up your mess, just leave the premises the following morning when you arise in your mess.
Man did you see the bathroom after that party ?!? someone shitlocked it !!!
by Ugotburned July 17, 2015
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