dirty shirley

A dirty shirley is performed when person name Shirley fingers a female's ass and wipes the remnants on your upper lip.

Dude, I gost herpes from a dirty shirley!

by L to da Dizzo December 2, 2007

Shirley Temple

When, upon perforating a girl's cherry, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick in her hair.

I had just made her a woman when I made her a Shirley Temple, and I don't mean the drink.

by Steve Peterman November 23, 2007

Dirty Shirley

Taking a young damsel's virginity and once the cherry is popped wiping the bloodied phallous across the upper lip of said beneficiary.

When Jason and Tica finished copulating for the first time in their lives, to Tica's surprise, Jason wiped his soiled member under Tica's nose and exclaimed, "How's that for a dirty shirley!?"

by JaTica July 27, 2010

shirley temple

While your girl is on the rag you pour a 7-up in and continue to eat her out. MMMMMMM good!!!!!!!!

My girl friend makes the best shirley temple in her vagina.

by Michelle June 19, 2006

Jake Shirleying

the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion

Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.

by Bryton quermo October 15, 2021

Shirley Templed

To be Shirley Templed is to be it at great speed and force by an object in the temple. Be it a bullet or a tomahawk, its fair game!

Derived from the term Templed and named after the lollipop lamenting child star of the thirties.

Usually sung in conjuction with the line "'Cus I love you" from the song 'Why' by Anthony Newley

(Steve walks warily down the street)
(Steve gets tomahawked)
Freind: Shirley Templed! Cus I love you!

by Gareth No.1 July 4, 2009

Dirty Shirley

An adult Shirley temple, drank by bitch ass boys in skinny jeans named Curtis. To drink this drink his vagina must be neatly waxed. You will often hear him proclaim how delicious said pussy drink is!

Hey man, I drank a dirty Shirley yesterday before the pussies anonymous meeting!

by Themojoman February 28, 2023