A person who has drank a vast quantity of alcoholic beverages and is unable to communicate coherently.
Danny arrived at Gatwick after the flight shanted, because he had consumed a high number of beers and spirits at the airport before departure but also on the plane as well.
by anonymous June 25, 2024

Shants are shorts that are too long to be called shorts, usually worn by wiggers. Wigger Shants are long shorts worn with a solid white too long tanktop and high tops. Also, the wigger also wears a beanie, bling, and has gold teeth.
by Jeb the second July 14, 2019

Shant is a very amazing man. He is passionate, thoughtful and extremely handsome. He will light your soul like lightening. Shant is someone who will always be there for you and wears their heart on their sleeve. Will be your protector and is an insanely incredible lover. He doesn’t know how special he is, needs to realize that because he can have doubts. He can seem like an asshole, but is the sweetest asshole you’ll ever meet.
by Socoolllll November 22, 2021

My cousin Ray Ray is so short his shorts almost look like pants but they're shorts so I call them shants.
by Shants July 30, 2021

A pair of pants that are full of faeces following a nasty trouser accident.
Portmanteau Shit and Pants.
Portmanteau Shit and Pants.
by Walter Walcock February 20, 2022

by Beansontoast3009 July 29, 2020
