Seizure Porn

Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.

Those boys were sofa king hawt, but Omegle just turned it into seizure porn.

by terrorint March 30, 2025

dance seizure

The wild, chaotic movements a person makes when listening to music. They are rocking out hard and may look crazy, but they love the music and don’t care. dancing, partying, rocking out, slam dancing, air guitar, mosh pit, break dancing, edm, electronic dance music

John is having a dance seizure on the couch, he loves electronic dance music.

by joecoolthefool February 6, 2018

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Sourant's Seizure

A seizure and stroke combination that causes one half of the body to sag while the other half is convulsing. Very rare affliction.

We lost Nick today, he had a Sourant's Seizure. It was a mess.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

seizure

Trend recently started by juice wrld

Friend 1: damn who dat tweaking on the floor over there in the airport

Friend 2: awl damn fam don't worry it's juice wrld doing his seizure trend

by slimester4kT December 12, 2019

Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

by Kilobravo January 8, 2022

seizure kid

seizure kid is a bridge troll

also she's ugly

seizure kid is fat

by kat174 March 16, 2021